{"id":283,"date":"2013-06-18T10:55:18","date_gmt":"2013-06-18T10:55:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/signaltheatre.com\/?page_id=283"},"modified":"2021-09-27T18:48:17","modified_gmt":"2021-09-27T17:48:17","slug":"the-night-before-christmas-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/signaltheatre.com\/?page_id=283","title":{"rendered":"The Night Before Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h5>It\u2019s the night before Christmas and in Gary\u2019s warehouse, something is stirring, but it\u2019s not a mouse.<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<h5>Can it really be one of Santa\u2019s elves and not just a burglar?<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<h5>With \u2018personal assistant\u2019 Cherry demanding a present for her kid and old friend Simon cynical about anything festive, can Gary rediscover the true spirit of Christmas?<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<h5>Signal Theatre Company revive Anthony Neilson\u2019s classic, scabrous, Yuletide satire \u2013 definitely NOT suitable for children!<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<h5>\u2018\u2026a wicked little comedy to warm the cockles of your heart.\u2019 <em>The Guardian<\/em> on <em>The Night Before Christmas<\/em><\/h5>\n\n\n\n<h5>\u2018\u2026 smutty, dangerously funny, but ultimately warm-hearted\u2026\u2019 <em>The Stage<\/em> on <em>The Night Before Christmas<\/em><\/h5>\n\n\n\n<h5 class=\"has-text-align-center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.whatsonstage.com\/exeter-theatre\/news\/bike-shed-theatre-exeter-to-close_45594.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Bike Shed Theatre,<\/a>\u00a0Exeter<br>6 \u2013 11 December 2010<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<h5 class=\"has-text-align-center\">and\u00a0<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unrestrictedview.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Hen &amp; Chickens Theatre,<\/a>\u00a0London<\/strong><br>1 \u2013 19 December 2009<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns alignwide\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column\">\n<h5 class=\"has-text-align-center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/signaltheatre.com\/?page_id=1405\">Press<\/a><\/h5>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column\">\n<h5 class=\"has-text-align-center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/signaltheatre.com\/?page_id=1424\">Gallery<\/a><\/h5>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column\">\n<h5 class=\"has-text-align-center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/signaltheatre.com\/?page_id=1433\">Cast and Crew<\/a><\/h5>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s the night before Christmas and in Gary\u2019s warehouse, something is stirring, but it\u2019s not a mouse. Can it really be one of Santa\u2019s elves and not just a burglar? With \u2018personal assistant\u2019 Cherry demanding a present for her kid and old friend Simon cynical about anything festive, can Gary rediscover the true spirit of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1403,"parent":66,"menu_order":4,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/signaltheatre.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/283"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/signaltheatre.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/signaltheatre.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/signaltheatre.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/signaltheatre.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=283"}],"version-history":[{"count":45,"href":"http:\/\/signaltheatre.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2110,"href":"http:\/\/signaltheatre.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/283\/revisions\/2110"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/signaltheatre.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/66"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/signaltheatre.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/signaltheatre.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}